*vibrate, vibrate*
*answers phone*
Me: Hello?
Taxi Driver: It's me again, Tiffany. I'm here to tell you that if you don't fucking pay the taxi fare by tomorrow morning--
Me: Uhhh. Sorry but I'm not Tiffany, I'm sure you have the wrong number.
Taxi Driver: STOP LYING TIFFANY. I know you are there, stop making excuses from paying the taxi fare! If I don't get the money by tomorrow morning I'm going to call the police. I have video footage of you so they can track you down.
Me: I'm telling you I'M NOT TIFFANY. SIR you have the wrong number!
Taxi Driver: I don't care. Okay, Just tell 'Tiffany' if she doesn't pay her taxi fare by tomorrow the police will be looking for YOU. I have a video of YOU so YOU can't escape.
Me: IM NOT TIFFANY. SIR YOU HAVE THE WRONG NUMBER! I don't know Tiffany!
Taxi Driver: Oh well it seems she has put your number as her own. Tell her for me. Kay Thanks Bye.
*Line Cuts*
*Beep Beep Beep*
Thinking to myself: I DON'T KNOW TIFFANY. FUCKKKING HELL.
*Looks at phone number*
~0749784831
WTF THIS GUY WAS FROM A TOTALLY DIFFERENT STATE!
I wanna hunt this Tiffany chick down for using MY phone number. I hope the police hunt you down. You you phone number stealer fraud bitch >:/
North east queensland =)
ReplyDeletehave fun on your search ^^